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i am never wrong

edit: added a few missing food groups

despazito:
despazito:
Webbed Site
imagine dying in a hurricane because you used up all your daily tweet viewing privileges
contraption so shitty it could assassinate Abe

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cetais:

the-alfie-incorporated:
top 10 iconic anime protagonists
The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

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hellsite-hall-of-fame:

psych-is-the-name:
psych-is-the-name:
IT’S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my “do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director’s cut” tumblr post
This ended up being 2 ¾ inches wide by 36 FEET LONG.
The 2 ¾ inch width was chosen because that’s the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.
also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn’t find any other location that was long enough to show this off
Please consider subscribing to my Patreon to gain access to my original content a week before its posted on tumblr!
reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life
that is impressively long omg
also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW

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astrothenonbinary:

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How often do you read about cum during your alchemical research and what percentage of the time is it literal?

Anonymous

the-haiku-bot:

cryptotheism:
cryptotheism:
Literally every alchemy research day has involved cum. It’s literal about half the time.
HISTORICAL ALCHEMICAL SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT AND THEIR OPINION OF CUM:
Ancient Greeks: Mention cum, but not much. Cum is literal.
Ancient Egyptians: LOVED cum. Mention it a lot. Cum is literal.
Romans: Not much cum. Cum is metaphorical.
Byzantines: Very Christian. No cum.
Islamic Polymaths: Not much cum. Cum is a metaphor.
Pre-Paracelcians: Moderate cum. Cum is a metaphor.
Paracelcians: Severe cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
Romantics: LOVED cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
Ancient Egyptians:
LOVED cum. Mention it a lot.
Cum is literal.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

godbirdart:

「commission」 portrait for arihyena 🏙️

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tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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hostilemuppet:

i hope this cartoon causes teenage infighting the likes of which steven universe couldnt even dream of

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mollyjames:

mollyjames:
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

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